I have such a bad case of cabin
fever I just trudged out to my dumpster in an attempt to entertain myself. Unfortunately, this is as far as I will
go for what appears to be an indefinite amount of time. Yes folks, my neck of the woods is
experiencing another, “spring,” blizzard, and this one is a real humdinger. It’s so severe out there that during my
morning constitutional it dawned on me that I may not want to
walk all the way to the side of the barn where the dumpster is located. Basically, when visibility is so poor you
find it hard to see something the size of a barn it’s probably time to call it
a day. However this manic lady was
determined to throw away her trash while spending some time outside....even if I had to tie a rope around my waist in order to find home again. I’m considering taking another
stroll later when the dog has to go out. That journey should be less perilous, considering I believe she has a much better sense of direction than I ever
will.
All joking aside, this weather is
terrible. As a result, town
has almost completely closed down. Considering where I live this is almost
unheard of. We are people of the northern plains for God’s sake! A place where every
local wears a Carhartt and Mad Bomber hat while driving their pickup truck made snow plow.
Admittedly, my household alone has all of these things
plus a couple of skid loaders. Considering this, my boyfriend and I still aren’t attempting to leave home
today. I repeat, the weather is so foul it's keeping
two people at home who brave every blizzard in order to slack off at the cheap seats. People...there is
no better proof that it’s bad out there.
I suppose the upside to this weather is that
it's giving me the opportunity to catch up on posting my stockpile of winter ensembles. I was starting to become
concerned that I would be featuring fur coats during seventy degree
weather. Looking at the above images now, I’m reminded
that there are a few advantages to colder weather. For example, the vintage faux fur coat I’m
wearing in these pictures was an extremely lucky Savers find that still leaves
me on the edge of hysteria. I scored
this baby for only twenty bucks and I can confidently state I don’t think any
article of clothing makes me feel more glamorous.
I look at these pictures now and marvel at
the fact that I haven’t taken one self-portrait since Easter Sunday. Seriously, the weather on the weekends has
been so bad I’ve barely even bothered to change out of my jammies. For a minute, I feared I may be losing
interest in the art of personal style.
However, then I found myself in the middle of another blizzard Netflix
binge of, “Grace And Frankie,” and I happily acknowledge that I’m just biding my
time until I can construct the perfect hybrid look of modern hippie meets nautical. Needless to say, it’s most likely
going to be an odd looking summer.
Of course today it’s probable that I will be
sporting jammies with my old Mad Bomber hat…a little gem in my closet that pumps
my personality with something more like grit than glamour. If I find myself outside later I anticipate trying
to find shelter in the barn, rather than using it as a picture backdrop. Lastly, I hope to endure this…what I hope to
be…last little bit of winter with some style and, “Grace,” because as soon as
summer hits it’s most likely going to be a mess of, “Frankie,” all over this
place.
-r.
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